BERLIN (Reuters) - A mysterious blonde paid a visit to a petrol station shop in the small eastern German town of Doemitz on Sunday — wearing nothing but a pair of golden stilettos and a thin gold bracelet.The tall, slender woman strolled into the shop in the town of Doemitz on the warm afternoon and bought cigarettes, petrol station employee Ines Swoboda told Reuters on Monday. “I wasn’t surprised because she’s come in naked before — she’s a very nice woman,” Swoboda said, adding none of the other customers was bothered. The woman could have faced charges of creating a public disturbance if anyone had complained.A quick-witted customer did, however, snap pictures of the woman believed to be about 30 years old as she walked back to a waiting Ferrari and climbed into the passenger seat. Several of those photos appeared in the German media on Monday.
Yet another reason why Europe is cooler than America…
Final episode leaves America banging their cable box and shouting “What the fuck is wrong with the cable?” After a dissapointing two seasons the Soprano’s writers flashed their last bit of remaining talent for a five minute sequence that was artful, suspenseful, and then…. just plain old stupid. The end was more akin to a premature ejaculation than it was to a season finale and in last ditch effort to show the world they are artsy film makers and not TV people David Chase and the gang filled the episode with mindless foreshadows to nothing. I guess we expected that ending after the steady decline of the show, thanks David Chase.
Ladies have no fear Akon is a changed man! Long gone are the days of dry humping 14 year old girls for Akon has ushered in a new era…the age of white people tossing. This sport finds its origins in the ancient art of midget tossing and also draws inspiration from WWE style fighting and kung fu. Most white people tossers are skilled athletes with impeccable balance and a keen hatred of white frat boys. Watch Akon show off his white people tossing skills in this video (pay attention because he is a contender!)
When it comes to advise about jail there is no better place to look than to a white trash guru like Lindsay Lohan. In her new 20 minute instructional video “How To Survive In Jail” Lindsay shares generations of white trash secrets. The first ten minutes are dedicated exclusively to knife work and shankings, while the last ten minutes are dedicated to more generalized survival tips. As a bonus special feature, included only in the DVD, she includes a tutorial on sharpening blunt metal objects with soap and a mattress as well as other important tidbits of advise such as “make sure the bitch knows you have a knife to her throat…if she’s not scared she will never be your bitch” and “Keep your weapon clean…if that means licking off the blood so be it…its just aids.” The researchers at malicespot have provided a few screen-shots for your general edification and recommend you purchase this video.
The see her walkin…they hatin…patroling trying to catch her lookin white and nerdy. Well Brit you have been caught. Here are some pictures of Britney as she strolls down the street looking like the white trash stripper you got a lap dance from last weekend had babies with Casper the ghost. To her credit at least she is trying..keep flashing Britney we may start to care, then again have seen alot more and that did not help.
You can’t wash off redneck. Here is a series of pictures showing Britney doing the everyday things us normal people do but true to form…she does it just a bit crazier. Dressed in a moo moo and cowboy hat Britney decided that it was time to shop for a nutritious meal for her and her family. It turns out that in Britney’s empty head that included three items ham, Doritos and coke (the lunch of champions). Someone needs to remind this wackjob that she doesn’t need to use K-fed’s food stamp approach to grocery shopping. Malice Master’s prediction…Britney will weigh a deuce by December!
Just when you thought we were done with this clown…he shows up again ripe for the malicing. It looks like a failed career as a singer/Indian lady boy could not discourage this guy. Ever the resilient character, Sanjaya has come back with bang! Here is a sneak video of the pilot for his new show “Dancing with the Drag Queens” where he hopes he will gain the same fame and fortune of the first man to malice him Simon Cowell. (more…)
It has been theorized by many scientists and comedians alike that if there were ever a nuclear holocaust only cockroaches and Keith Richards would survive. So, in the spirit of science and progress, the Malicespot looks into the future to bring you a sneak preview of Keith Richards’ 2097 tour aptly entitled “I Am Not Dead Yet Motherfuckers!”
